I mean... can you even believe that my son went to sleep tonight after being put in his crib fully awake and only cried for 3(!!!) minutes?? I'm such a proud mama. Let's just hope we make it through the night.
In other news... I can't get over this guy in the news who gave his wife a kidney and then ungrateful biz-natch cheats on him and now he's suing for his "asset" which he's valued at 1.5MM. I love it! What a great case.. give me back my kidney you cheating ho or pay me. It's such an interesting time we live in. Seriously though, if someone loved you enough to risk their life to give you the gift of a major organ would you really go out and screw someone else? What is wrong with this woman!?!?!? I think this guy has undervalued his kidney.
Also in the news here in NY today... So, picture this, I'm driving home from the city tonight... minding my business, listening to the news station (1010 Wins) and I hear them play a 911 tape of a woman delivering her baby in her home bathroom with help from her mother and a 911 operator. The mom is screaming at her to, "PUSH, PUSH WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT" and then describing to the operator, "the body is out... the head is still in". (The baby was breech.) In the background you hear the mommy-to-be grunting and screaming. Cut back to the newscaster, "The woman was able to fully deliver her child in a squat position with a few more pushes." ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a crazy thing to put on the radio during drive time! I'm still disturbed by the visual. The word "squat" should be regulated by the FCC.
In other news... I can't get over this guy in the news who gave his wife a kidney and then ungrateful biz-natch cheats on him and now he's suing for his "asset" which he's valued at 1.5MM. I love it! What a great case.. give me back my kidney you cheating ho or pay me. It's such an interesting time we live in. Seriously though, if someone loved you enough to risk their life to give you the gift of a major organ would you really go out and screw someone else? What is wrong with this woman!?!?!? I think this guy has undervalued his kidney.
Also in the news here in NY today... So, picture this, I'm driving home from the city tonight... minding my business, listening to the news station (1010 Wins) and I hear them play a 911 tape of a woman delivering her baby in her home bathroom with help from her mother and a 911 operator. The mom is screaming at her to, "PUSH, PUSH WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT" and then describing to the operator, "the body is out... the head is still in". (The baby was breech.) In the background you hear the mommy-to-be grunting and screaming. Cut back to the newscaster, "The woman was able to fully deliver her child in a squat position with a few more pushes." ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a crazy thing to put on the radio during drive time! I'm still disturbed by the visual. The word "squat" should be regulated by the FCC.
Um hello Bren Ed only cries for 3 minutes because he is a gifted genius! he obviously inherited that trait from aunt carrie, duh.
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